“Whaaa?” you’re probably wondering. Well, here’s the scoop: “Sometimes don’t you just want to wave a magic wand over your meatloaf and turn it from meh to marvelous? Maybe all it needs is a shake of salt and a wave of pepper! Durable, slick plastic salt and peppers made from food-safe, high-strength ABS.” If you don’t wait another second but tink on over to http://www.fredandfriends.com/table/salt-and-magic/SANDM.html, you’ll find that seasoning is a whole lot like magic. In fact, “Wave some pepper on that stale pizza and it gets hella tasty. That’s why these Salt + Magic Shakers are perfect for the job.”
One’s black and one’s white, a lot like Miami Vice reruns. If you want to totally mess with Mom’s mind, switch the salt to the black one and the pepper to the white one. Hella fun.